Straight Girl #1: So what about your boyfriend?

Lesbian: I don’t have a boyfriend. I have a girlfriend - I’m gay.

Straight Girl #1: So, like holding hands in the mall girlfriend? Or vagina in your mouth?

Lesbian: …Both?

Straight Girl #2: You don’t have to be gay to have vagina in your mouth!

(conversation between aprilv’s girlfriend and her coworkers)

1 year ago
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