April 2011
1 post
People Say The Darndest (and Anti-Gay) Things, They’re Not Funny
(@autostraddle)
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December 2010
1 post
Put all the gay men on an island in the Atlantic and all the gay women on an island in the Pacific. In less than 100 years…. no more gay history.
(@freerepublic)
November 2010
2 posts
I haven’t been updating this tumblr very much at all. Forgive me. I have another tumblr, though, which you could be the first to follow: http://gayhistory.tumblr.com/
It’s no wonder in every lesbian porn I’ve watched the women are always giving each other oral. Like a good 80% is all oral. I mean, what else can they do right?
-commenter on AskMen
September 2010
2 posts
If we do not act now, homosexuals will own America! If you and I don’t speak up now, this homosexual steamroller will literally crush all decent men, women and children who get in it’s way… and our nation will pay a terrible price!
Jerry Falwell (@theoatmeal)
Customer: “I don’t want some hell-bound homosexual near me! God will strike you down for disobeying his word!”
Me: “Okay, okay. If you really must know, no I am not a lesbian.”
Customer: “Then why do you have short hair??”
(@notalwaysright)
June 2010
9 posts
they have became gay thinking evil and lustfull thought of having sex with their own sex,i can’t find where i as a man could cuddel up to old hairley legs but lust comes in many forms,god didnot cause this it is a abonition to him
-commenter on yahoo answers
I don’t like faggots. I don’t care if you a faggot. I don’t like you. I don’t like faggots! I don’t care if you a faggot or not! I just… That’s just my personal opinion. I don’t like faggots.
You keep telling yourself that, 40 glocc.
Straight People Say the Darndest Things #4
“WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE MAN?” (to a lesbian couple)
(submitted by mutedthunder)
Straight Girl #1: So what about your boyfriend?
Lesbian: I don’t have a boyfriend. I have a girlfriend - I’m gay.
Straight Girl #1: So, like holding hands in the mall girlfriend? Or vagina in your mouth?
Lesbian: …Both?
Straight Girl #2: You don’t have to be gay to have vagina in your mouth!
(conversation between aprilv’s girlfriend and her coworkers)
Homosexuals are probably not gonna like this album. Faggots hate me and I don’t give a fuck. I don’t want your faggot money any goddam way. I don’t like it.
-Trick Trick, rapper (probably a closet case)
Why should it matter to anyone what two consenting adult’s do in their own time? I think it should be more appropriate to make gay sex illegal, seeing as that’s a whole lot more unnatural than a male and a female trying something different.
-yahoo answers
My wife is a Lesbian, my daughter is a Lesbian and I am a Lesbian.
-Greek man Dimitris Lambrou(who petitions the courts over the use of the word “lesbian” by a gay group)
[Woman laughs hysterically as a lesbian couple with children - actors - are verbally abused]
Later on…
TV Show Host: You were laughing a lot.
Woman: Yeah, because from beginning when I heard conversation it was a little funny. Two mothers? [laughs] Two mothers can have children? [more laughing]
WHAT WOULD YOU DO? GAY PARENTS REFUSED A MEAL (TV SHOW)
[On a Heinz commercial featuring a kiss between men]
It was obviously a gay thing. Now I don’t know what the message is, other than gay people like mayonnaise. […] I’m confused. This whole gender blending thing. It’s confusing to me. I just want mayonnaise. I don’t want guys kissing.
-Bill O’Reilly, talking head
The government has no right to force people to accept homosexual marriage. It is why the West is dying. It is why we’re melting down as a nation. It is why there is no — why we have almost negative childbirth rate except amongst illegal aliens.
-Michael Savage, radio show host, conservative commentator
May 2010
26 posts
Sometimes straights say lovely things about us!
Click on over to my other tumblr about straight allies
Gay people can’t be priests/pastors. That’s why we have all this child molestation and raping little boys and stuff.
-Catholic girl during a conversation with shaanmichael
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Straight People Say the Darndest Things #3
“GAYS FLAUNT THEIR SEXUALITY!”
I am glad that many conservative parents have spoken out against Spongebob Homosexualfornicator pants. This is cartoon has always been a blatant liberal brianwashing tool to expose children to a clearly, flamin gay cartoon character.
-yahoo answers
I should go out and beat the bitches down with my 5 Lb. cock right now. I know one thing; they wouldn’t be gay when they saw how great my penis is.
-mysorebutt.com (yes, really)
Straight People Say the Darndest Things #2:
“IT’S JUST A PHASE.”
[On Constance McMillen] If Mississippi doesn’t want to honor women who immorally have sex with other women, it doesn’t have to. If this dumb girl had any brains, she would have asked 2 of her homosexual male friends to double date with her and her tuna, and they could have just gone to the prom.
-commenter on parentdish.com (via jaysays.com)
Today, my mum decided that me being bisexual meant that I was “deciding whether or not to be a lesbian because no men will have me.” Thanks mum. FML
-fmylife.com
Straight People Say the Darndest Things #1:
“YOU’RE TOO PRETTY TO BE GAY.”
Don’t think of fags as just those guys who are taking it up the tailpipe. Think of it as people who are involved in some perverted sex act, and I’m talking about anything other than one man, one woman, in their marriage bed.
Shirley Phelps-Roper, daughter of Fred Phelps, professional crazy person
I am not going to be forced out of San Francisco by splinter groups of radicals, social deviants, and incorrigibles.
-Dan White’s campaign literature
If gays are granted rights, next we’ll have to give rights to prostitutes and to people who sleep with St. Bernards and to nailbiters.
-Anita Bryant, singer, gay rights opponent
One third of San Francisco teachers are homosexual. I assume most of them are seducing young boys in toilets. -John Briggs (California State Senator at the time)
Being “gay” is what someone does. It involves feelings and changeable behaviors. Homosexual conduct is more akin to the aforementioned gambling or pot smoking behaviors than it is to skin color.
-Matt Barber, columnist and Associate Dean with Liberty University School of Law
*yawn* dude, being “gay” kind of went out of style in like ‘03… It’s not as shocking or whatever anymore. Stop being an attention whore.
-fmylife.com commenter
I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way — all of them who have tried to secularize America — I point the finger in their face and say “you helped this happen.”
-Jerry Falwell (televangelist and conservative...
We live in a land that you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage. And, you know what? In my country and in my family, I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anybody out there, but that’s how I was raised and that’s how I think that it should be - between a man and a woman.
-Carrie Prejean (Miss California at the time)
It does not affect your daily life very much if your neighbor marries a box turtle. But that does not mean it is right… Now you must raise your children up in a world where that union of man and box turtle is on the same legal footing as man and wife.
- Senator John Cornyn (R-Tex)
Tell her that as long as you don’t do vaginal, it’s not real sex. So just get a BJ and take a ride up her Hershey Highway and she can continue to claim to be a lesbian.
-fmylife.com commenter
The gay male community is so dysfunctional. They are killing one another with their aids penis’s.
-commenter on yahoo answers
Classmate(after realizing I’m gay): So, have you ever fucked a goat?
Today, I decided to come out to a co-worker. She looked at me, then laughed, and said, “You can’t be gay, you’re fat!” FML
-fmylife.com
Me: I’m gay -
Grandmother: No you’re not, you’re a lesbian.
Coworker: Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: No, I’m gay.
Coworker: So…why don’t you have a boyfriend?