(@autostraddle)
This is relevant to your interests.
1 year ago
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Put all the gay men on an island in the Atlantic and all the gay women on an island in the Pacific. In less than 100 years…. no more gay history.
(@freerepublic)
I haven’t been updating this tumblr very much at all. Forgive me. I have another tumblr, though, which you could be the first to follow: http://gayhistory.tumblr.com/
1 year ago
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It’s no wonder in every lesbian porn I’ve watched the women are always giving each other oral. Like a good 80% is all oral. I mean, what else can they do right?
-commenter on AskMen
If we do not act now, homosexuals will own America! If you and I don’t speak up now, this homosexual steamroller will literally crush all decent men, women and children who get in it’s way… and our nation will pay a terrible price!
Jerry Falwell (@theoatmeal)
1 year ago
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Customer: “I don’t want some hell-bound homosexual near me! God will strike you down for disobeying his word!”
Me: “Okay, okay. If you really must know, no I am not a lesbian.”
Customer: “Then why do you have short hair??”
they have became gay thinking evil and lustfull thought of having sex with their own sex,i can’t find where i as a man could cuddel up to old hairley legs but lust comes in many forms,god didnot cause this it is a abonition to him
I don’t like faggots. I don’t care if you a faggot. I don’t like you. I don’t like faggots! I don’t care if you a faggot or not! I just… That’s just my personal opinion. I don’t like faggots.
You keep telling yourself that, 40 glocc.
Straight People Say the Darndest Things #4
“WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE MAN?” (to a lesbian couple)
(submitted by mutedthunder)
Straight Girl #1: So what about your boyfriend?
Lesbian: I don’t have a boyfriend. I have a girlfriend - I’m gay.
Straight Girl #1: So, like holding hands in the mall girlfriend? Or vagina in your mouth?
Lesbian: …Both?
Straight Girl #2: You don’t have to be gay to have vagina in your mouth!
(conversation between aprilv’s girlfriend and her coworkers)
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